Punchlines: 'Green Eggs and Ham' Ted Cruz style (USA News)

It wasn't a delay. Furthermore as per Sen. Harry Reid, the later 21-hour talk-a-thon wasn't even useful. In any case, parts of Congress and the American open did get to hear Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, discuss Dr. Seuss, Duck Dynasty and the film The Shining (or was it Psycho?). His objective was to induce parts of Congress to vote for defunding Obamacare. One comic said that in the wake of listening to Cruz drift on for 21 hours, an administration shutdown is looking really exceptional. An alternate read his own particular form of a Dr. Seuss book, "The Bore-hatchet."

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